One aspect of the paranormal that we are yet to put to the test is the iconic speaking board. It's always been on the cards, we just haven't had the balls to get our shxt together and buy one. Besides, PC co-founder John doesn't want one in his house in case it burns the place down. Personally I doubt we'd be that lucky. And that's not a slant on John's crib, more a reflection of our lack of paranormal experiences.
I'm trawling various paranormal sources for a board. Not just any board but specifically a haunted or possessed board (John and I don't mess around with this shxt, we want results fast.). We could also do with hearing from anyone with experience of ouija boards for any top tips or recommendations. Is there a code of conduct when talking through the board? Is it polite to wear a tie? What makes a good planchette? Contact us please! Do I have to spell it out?!